I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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