I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Ketchup is God's man juice
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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