i just google imaged poop.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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