if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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