That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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