It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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