Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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