you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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