we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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