fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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