The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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