That's intense
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize