I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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