her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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