shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
whose ass print is on the piano?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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