I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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