I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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