I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
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