They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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