Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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