You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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