To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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