none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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