no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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