some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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