i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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