i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Let's paint friendship bongs
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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