so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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