umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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