Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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