I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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