I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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