He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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