Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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