Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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