All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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