well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Randomize
