someone get that fucking seahorse.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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