i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Im part way to drunk.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Randomize
