i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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