If i come over, it means nothing
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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