normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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