Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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