So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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