I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
