kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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