I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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