If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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