We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Come on in and take your pants off
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