I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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