the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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