apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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