Me too!
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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