There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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