I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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