Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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