Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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